Me meeting someone from a band i like
Them: Oh hey :D
Me:*Silently stares at them*
Them: Uhh hello? *Waves hand in front of face*
Me: *Steps closer* *Bops nose*
Me: *Runs off because i’ve already failed at introducing self*
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.